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Jennifer Lawrence in Madonna’s party.

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader, via departured)

pityfucker:

there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret

(Source: assgrl, via poetic)

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

(Source: daenerystargayren, via humorking)

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

(via distraction)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via phobias)

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

(via humorking)

carnivour:

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

(Source: carnivour, via distraction)

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